--Individually wrapped pieces of candy count as one serving, no matter how many pieces you eat.
--I eat like a 17-year old football player when I write.
--Reduced salt potato chips just cause you to eat more because you are forever in search of the proper salt/fat ratio.
--Not exercising/resting makes me anxious.
--I've never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
--I don't honor self-imposed deadlines.
--My bra and undies are always, always coordinated.
--Dogs make me smile, cats I tolerate.
--Coming from a niece-less and nephew-less only child, God children rock.
--I handle clutter better than I handle dirt.
--I'm the only person in my house who knows how to change the toilet paper.
--The laundry will put itself away if you give it enough time.
--I am, at this very moment, procrastinating.
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