Personal Truths

--Individually wrapped pieces of candy count as one serving, no matter how many pieces you eat.

--I eat like a 17-year old football player when I write.

--Reduced salt potato chips just cause you to eat more because you are forever in search of the proper salt/fat ratio.

--Not exercising/resting makes me anxious.

--I've never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

--I don't honor self-imposed deadlines.

--My bra and undies are always, always coordinated.

--Dogs make me smile, cats I tolerate.

--Coming from a niece-less and nephew-less only child, God children rock.

--I handle clutter better than I handle dirt.

--I'm the only person in my house who knows how to change the toilet paper.

--The laundry will put itself away if you give it enough time.

--I am, at this very moment, procrastinating.